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Drunk Wisdom Joke

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As a priest walked down the street, a drunk sitting on a bench noticed his collar and said: "Oi fella, why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"

The priest laughed. "Because, my son, I am a Father."

"But I'm a father too," replied the drunk, "at least I think so ... but I don't wear my shirt backwards."

"But," continued the priest, "I am a father of thousands."

To which the drunk replied, "Well, maybe you should wear your shorts backwards."