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The young newlyweds pulled up at their honeymoon hotel and got out of the car.

"Honey, I hate it that everyone at this hotel will know we're having sex tonight," said the young bride to her husband. "Can't we pretend that we've been married a long time?"

"Sure," replied her husband, and handed her the suitcases.


The newlyweds slowly undressed and sat nervously at opposite ends of the bed.  He was terrified of her discovering his extremely stinky feet, while she dreaded him finding out that she suffered from awful halitosis.

Eventually, she plucked up the courage to move closer to him.  Before she could speak, he said: "I have a confession to make."

"Me too!" she replied, with growing relief in her eyes.

"You don't have to tell me," he replied. "I know. You've eaten my socks."