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Her Beloved Cats Joke

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An old lady's beloved two cats Jake and Molly died within a few days of each other.  She was so distraught at the thought of being without them that she decided to take their bodies to a taxidermist and have them put on display in her lounge.

"These are my two cats," said the old lady to the taxidermist. "They used to get on so well together."

"Ah, that's nice," replied the taxidermist. "Tell me, do you want them mounted?"

"No," replied the old lady. "Just holding hands."