How To Put The Fun In Funeral

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Tell the widow she looks sexy in black.

Take bets on how long the body takes to decompose.

Drive behind the hearse and keep honking your horn,

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

Punch the deceased and tell everyone he started it.

As someone to take a picture of you with the deceased.

Bring a radio to the graveside.

Put a whoopee cushion on the widow's chair.

Walk in with a crystal ball and tell people "you're next".

Use the deceased's tongue to lick a postage stamp.

Slip plastic vampire teeth into the deceased's mouth.

Tie cans to the back of the hearse and spray "Just Died" on the back window.

Throw some rice in the coffin and then shout maggots, before pretending to faint.