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I Hit A Lawyer

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My wife returned home late at night, her car badly damaged and covered with leaves, twigs, grass, mud and blood.

"What on earth happened?" I exclaimed.

"I hit a lawyer," she replied.

"OK, that explains the blood, but what about the leaves, twigs, grass and mud?"

"I had to chase him through the park."