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Just Do It (PG)

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  • Accountants do it with double entry.
  • Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
  • Australians do it down under.
  • Bartenders do it on the rocks.
  • Chess players check their mates.
  • Detectives do it under cover.
  • Divers do it deeper.
  • Elevator operators do it up and down.
  • Firemen do it with a big hose.
  • Gas attendants pump all day.
  • Glider pilots stay up longer.
  • Kamikaze pilots do it once.
  • Landlords do it at the end of the month.
  • Librarians do it in silence.
  • Linguists do it orally.
  • Santa Claus does comes once a year.
  • Lumberjacks do it with their choppers.
  • Miners do it with the light on.
  • Missionaries have their own position.
  • Mountain climbers like to be on top.
  • Drummers do it rhythmically.
And my personal favourite:
  • Bass players do it alone.

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