Rude Confucius, he say... (R)

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Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Seven-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Woman who sleep with judge get honourable discharge.
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake with solution in hand.
Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring.
Woman's charms like spider's web - lead to flies undoing.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
He who sleeps on bed of nails is holy.
He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Man who sit on tack bound to get to point.
Man who keep feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with hand in pocket always on the ball.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Nail on head not as good as screw on bench.
Man who put head in fruit drink get punch in nose.
He who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
It take many nails to build crib, but only one to fill it.
Man who walk sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
Man who put penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts.
Man who handles privates all day not always good sergeant.
Man who put cream on tart not always baker.