Silly Bird Jokes

funny bird joke pictures

Two parrots sitting on a perch.  One says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"

What goes cluck, cluck, boom? -- A chicken in a minefield.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? -- Put it into a microwave until its bill withers.

"If your father could see you now," said the mother turkey to her wayward son, "he'd turn over in his gravy."