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Something Brilliant Joke

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An angel appeared at a faculty meeting and said to the dean, “In return for your unselfish and exemplary work, the Lord has granted you your choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.”

“Give me infinite wisdom!” declared the dean, without hesitation.

“Done!” said the angel, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

All heads turned to the dean. “Well,” said one colleague, “say something brilliant.”

The dean stood up and, with the poise of Socrates, said, “I should have taken the money.”