Tree Pimple Joke


A young woman went to the doctor's, clutching the side of her face.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.

"Well," said the woman, removing her hand, "it's this pimple on my cheek.  There's a small tree growing from it, along with a table and chairs, and a picnic basket.  What on earth can it be?"

"It's nothing to worry about," said the doctor.  "It's only a beauty spot."

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