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What Women Really Mean

the female brain picture

What she says... What she really means...
We need... I want...
Do what you want. You'll pay for this later.
I heard a noise. I noticed you were nearly asleep.
Do you love me? I'm going to ask you for something really expensive.
How much do you love me? I did something really terrible today.
We need to talk. I need to complain.
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I think I'm putting on weight.
The kitchen floor is so hard to clean. I want a new house.
Hang the picture here. Hang the picture there.
I'm not yelling. I'm yelling because I think this is important.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
Do I really look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine. You tight-fisted slob.
Can we be just friends? There's no way I'm going to let any part of my body touch you again.
I see you more as a brother. You have the sexual allure of a sea slug.
I just don't want a boyfriend now. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
It's not you, it's me. It IS you.
I don't know, what do you want to do? I can't believe you don't have anything planned!
I just need some space... ... without you in it.
We're moving too quickly. I'm not going to sleep with you till I find out whether the guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
I'll be ready in a minute. I'll be ready in an hour.
Yes. No.
No No
Maybe. No.