Doctor: "I'm afraid you're dying."
Patient: "How long have I got?"
Doctor: "Ten..."
Patient: "Ten what?? Months? Weeks...?"
Doctor: "Nine..."
You're Dying Joke
Doctor: "I'm afraid you're dying."
Patient: "How long have I got?"
Doctor: "Ten..."
Patient: "Ten what?? Months? Weeks...?"
Doctor: "Nine..."
