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Favourite One-Liners

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Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?

There is no "i" in denial.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.  Then we met.

A dyslexic person walks into a bra...

I wondered what the thing flying towards me was, and then it hit me.

I used to breed dogs until I found out that they can do that themselves.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

God said unto Abraham "Come forth and be granted eternal life", but Abraham came fifth and won a toaster.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


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