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Favourite Toasts

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Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we diet.

To bread - for without bread there would be no toast.

Here's to us, my good, fat friends,
to bless the things we eat;
For it has been a full many a year
since we have seen our feet.

May your cognac ever be older than your mistress.

Another candle on your cake -
well, that's no need to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
to blow the damn thing out!

To our best friends, who know the worst about us but refuse to believe it.

To our dear departed, that the devil might not hear of his death till he's safe inside the walls of heaven.

May you live to be as old as your jokes.

Here's to the man who's decided to take a wife - but hasn't yet decided whose.

To marriage - the last decision a man is allowed to make.

To our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet...

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