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Paint A Line Joke

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A man was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of the highway.  On his first day, he painted six miles; on his second day, he did three miles; and on his third day, he painted less than a mile.

"How come you're doing less each day?" ask the displeased foreman.

"Because," replied the man, "each day I am further away from the can of paint!"

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