- When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- A man's idea of doing housework is lifting his legs so you can hoover.
- A man's idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging.
- I can always tell if a man is sexually excited: he's breathing.
- Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.
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