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Bloody Bank Account Joke

Funny bank pen chain quote picture
A man walked into a bank and said to the female teller: "I want to open a bloody account!"

"I'm sorry, sir," replied the teller, "but I am afraid we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."  She left her window and reported the customer's behaviour to the manager.  The manager returned to confront the man.

"Now what seems to be the problem?" asked the bank manager.

"There's no damn problem," said the man. "I just won a £20 million in the lottery and I want to open a bloody account in this damn bank."

"I see," said the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

I don't understand banks... Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with money, you should trust me with your pens.

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