Scandal Rocks Church
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[image: Scandal rocks village church]
Scandal rocked the little village of Droopy Bottom in Surrey, today, with
the discovery that the parson's wife, Marge...
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Carrot Humour
Two carrots were walking down the road when one was hit by a truck. It was taken to hospital and rushed in for an emergency operation. After an anxious six hours, the surgeon came out and told the other carrot: "Your friend will live, but I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."