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Carrot Humour

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Two carrots were walking down the road when one was hit by a truck.  It was taken to hospital and rushed in for an emergency operation. After an anxious six hours, the surgeon came out and told the other carrot: "Your friend will live, but I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

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