Gift Horse Joke

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A couple were sent two theatre tickets in the post with a cryptic message: "Guess who sent me?"

They rang around all their friends and family, but nobody admitted to sending the tickets, so the couple decided it would be a shame to look the anonymous gift horse in the mouth, and went to the theatre where they had a wonderful evening.

But when they returned home, they discovered their house had been burgled.  On the fridge was stuck a note saying: "Now you know."

Now listen here!


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