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Grounds For Desertion Joke

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A woman with twelve children aged between one and twelve decided to sue her husband for divorce on the grounds of desertion.

"When did he desert you:?" asked the judge.

"Eleven years ago."

"But if he left you eleven years ago, where did all the children come from?"

"He kept coming back to say he was sorry."

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