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How Good Is Your Marriage?

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After many tough weeks, Mary and Joe reached the finals of the 'How Good Is Your Marriage' quiz show. The questions had been difficult, but Joe was well-trained by his wife. The other finalists, however, matched them every step of the way, until, finally, the husband faltered.  Everything now hinged on Joe’s final answer.

“Joe,” asked the quizmaster. “What is Mary’s favourite flower?”

Joe grinned – this was an easy one. He leaned forward, cleared his throat, and announced confidently into his mike: “Self-raising!”
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