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Marriage Is No Excuse

Funny marriage is no excuse cartoon joke picture

"So you admit breaking into the dress shop?" asked the judge.

"Yes, your honour," replied the accused.

"And why was that?"

"Because my wife wanted a dress."

The judge consulted his notes: "But it says here that you broke into the same shop four nights in a row."

"Yes, sir. She made me exchange it four times."

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