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Marriage Is No Excuse

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"So you admit breaking into the dress shop?" asked the judge.

"Yes, your honour," replied the accused.

"And why was that?"

"Because my wife wanted a dress."

The judge consulted his notes: "But it says here that you broke into the same shop four nights in a row."

"Yes, sir. She made me exchange it four times."