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Nuns In New York

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Two foreign nuns arrive for the first time in the United States by boat when one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Ugh," replies her companion, "but if we are going to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."  She points to a nearby hot dog vendor, and they walk toward the cart.  "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor wraps the hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs".  The second nun stares for a moment at hers, starting to blush, and then turns to her friend: "What part did you get?"

Funny short religious joke

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