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Sherlock Holmes and Watson Camping Joke

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. After a good meal and some fine wine, they went to sleep. A few hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his friend.

“Watson, Watson,” he said. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?”

“I see stars, millions and millions of stars,” replied Watson sleepily.

“And what does that tell you?” asked the master detective.

Watson thought for a moment, “Well, Holmes, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and maybe billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately 3:25. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are tiny and insignificant. Meteorologically, I believe we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What about you, Holmes?”

“Watson, you idiot! Somebody has stolen our tent!”

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