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Funny Škoda jokes
  • How do you double the value of a Škoda?  -- Fill the tank with petrol.
  • What's worse than owning a Škoda? -- Owning two.
  • What do you call an open-topped Škoda? -- A skip.
  • What essential information is contained in each new Škoda owner's manual? -- A bus timetable.
  • What's the difference between a Škoda and the flu? -- You can get rid of the flu.
  • Why does a Škoda have a heated rear windscreen? -- To keep your hands warm when you push it.

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A small boy was walking along the road when a car pulled up alongside.  The driver leaned out and said: "If you get in my car, I'll give you a bag of sweets."  The boy ignored him.

"OK," said the driver, "if you get in my car, I'll give you two bags of sweets."  Still, the boy ignored him.

"Listen," persisted the driver, "if you get in my car, I'll give you all the sweets you want and ten dollars."

The boy turned to the driver and said: "Dad, for the last time, I'm not getting into that Škoda."

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A guy was driving a Škoda on the motorway when it broke down.  A short while later, a Porsche stopped and the driver offered to give the Škoda a tow.  "If I go too fast," said the Porsche driver, "just give me a beep."

The Škoda driver agreed and the Porsche set off with the Škoda in tow.  A few miles down the road, a Corvette suddenly raced past the two cars.

The Porsche driver could not stand the humiliation and chased after the Corvette, eventually overtaking it.  The Corvette driver pulled into the next town, found a bar, and ordered a bottle of whisky,

"Tough day?" asked the bartender.

The Corvette driver nodded.  "Yeah, just got overtaken by a Porsche."

"That's not unusual," replied the bartender, somewhat surprised. "The Porsche is a fast car."

"Yeah," continued the Corvette driver, "but behind him was a Škoda driver beeping to overtake him."

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