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Sunday School Joke


The Sunday school room sweltered with heat, and Mollie had started to doze off.

"Who came down from heaven to save our souls?'' asked Miss Parfemon.

Charlie poked Molly with a sharp pencil. Startled, she jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!"

"That's right, Molly. Well done," said the teacher.  "And who created the earth?"

Charlie prodded Molly again.  "God Almighty!" she shouted.

Miss Parfemon smiled at the little girl's exuberance.  "Yes. Well done!  Now, for a tricky one, class. What do you think Eve said to Adam after their 23rd baby?"

No one answered, and Molly's head started to nod again.  Charlie stabbed her again viciously with the pencil.  Furious, she jumped up, turned around and shouted, "'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll snap it in two!''
Funny Sunday School Joke


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