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Knight Errant Joke

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Sir Dimalot strode into the throne room and bowed before the king. "Your majesty, I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the villages of your enemies in the north."

The king looked perplexed. "But I do not have any enemies in the north."

"Ah," replied the knight, realising his mistake.  "I fear you do now."

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