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Me And My Missus Joke

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Me and my missus had a huge bust up.  She told me to pack my bags and get the hell out of the house.

As I was leaving, she shouted, "I wish you a long and painful death, you bastard!"

"What? You want me to stay now?" I replied.

 funny fighting married couple joke picture

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