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Amphibian Feats Joke

 Funny crazy French scientist frog joke

The auditorium was abuzz with excitement.  Professor Hector Le Fraise, the reclusive French scientist, was about to make an announcement.

The little old man shuffled forward, cleared his throat loudly, and produced four little green frogs which he placed on the table in front of him.  "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "behold the common garden frog - Rana temporaria - each of which has had a different number of legs amputated, from zero to four."  He then looked at down at the frogs and shouted, "Jump!"

Three of the frogs jumped varying distances, but the fourth did not move.

"So," he said, "we observe that the jumping capabilities of the frog are reduced IN PROPORTION to the number of legs that have been amputated."

The audience stirred uneasily - this was hardly a new finding.

"But," continued the old professor, "observe the last frog, which did not move.  What can we conclude from this little fellow, who has no legs, and who did not jump as instructed?"

The room waited expectantly.

"I put to you, ladies and gentleman, that removing all four legs of the common garden frog, causes it to become deaf!"
 Funny crazy French scientist frog joke

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