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German Tourist Joke

Helmut was thrilled at long last to be in London.  He waited patiently in the queue for European Union passport holders, taking every opportunity to show off his new passport to fellow passengers. Finally, it was his turn, and he approached the customs officer, grinning broadly, and extended his hand in greeting.

"Helmut Kassler."

The customs official ignored the hand and replied, "Passport."

Helmut handed over his shiny burgundy passport.  The official opened it and examined the photo and the beaming German.  "Helmut Friedrich Kassler?"

Helmut nodded vigorously. "Ja!"


"Ach, nein!" exclaimed the German. "I am only here for a visit!"

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