Putting It In Joke

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"Ah, Father," said Paddy. "I've done a terrible thing.  I almost had an affair with Mrs O'Connell."

"What do you mean 'almost'?" asked the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and kinda rubbed together, if you know what I mean, but then we stopped, honest to God."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in, Paddy. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."

Paddy left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box where he paused for a moment before turning to leave.  The priest, who had been watching, ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the box!"

Paddy replied, "Ah, but Father, I rubbed the £50 on the box and that, according to you, is the same as putting it in."
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