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Race Notes Joke

Funny race horse greyhound joke picture

Three horses were comparing race averages whilst being groomed.

“I won 5 out of 20 races,” said the first.

“Oh yeah? I won 15 out of my 30,” said the second.

“Hah! I won 50 out of 60,” said the third.

Just then, a Greyhound walked by.  "Well," he said, smiling at them, "I won won 99 out of my 100 races.”

The three stunned horses gawped after the dog as it sauntered out of the stable.

"Wow!" said the first horse. "Did you see that? A talking dog!"

 Funny race horse Greyhound joke

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