The Old Jew

Funny old Jew death bed joke picture

Isaac lay on his deathbed, surrounded in the gloom by his family.

"Rachel," he croaked, "my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soul mate, the woman God created me to be with, are you here?"

"Yes, my wonderful husband. I'm here, just like I swore I would be all those years ago at our wedding."

The old man smiled, then said, "David, my eldest son, my firstborn, my little mensch. Are you here?"

"Yes Father, I'm here, right by your side."

The old man smiled, then said, "Isaac, my brilliant son, my pride and joy, are you here?"

"Yes Father, I got the first plane from New York and I'm here."

The old man smiled, then said, "Elijah, my heroic youngest son, who fights for our freedom in the military, are you here?"

"Yes Father, I got a leave of absence and I'm here."

The old man smiled, then said, "Sarah, my beautiful daughter, the light of my life, my little angel, are you here?"

"Yes abba, I'm here, we're all here, right by your side."

The old man nodded and was quiet for a moment.

"So who's watching the shop?"


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