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Want A Tip?

A university student delivered a pizza to an old man's house.  "I suppose you want a tip?" asked the old man grumpily.

"That would be appreciated," said the student, "but the other chap who normally does your pizza delivery told me not to expect much from you.  He said if I got a 50p tip, I'd be lucky."

The old-timer felt hurt by the accusation.  "Oh yeah? Well here's 5 pounds!"

"Thank you," replied the student. "I'll put this towards my tuition."

"Oh, you're a student?  What are you studying?" asked the old man.

"Applied psychology."

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