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Weighty Scales Jokes

Funny girl scales joke cartoon picture - Don't step on it... it makes you cry

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That’s not going to help,” she said, laughing.

“Of course it does,” he replied. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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