Growing Old Disgracefully

Honey, what should I do with these week-old buns
Honey, what should I do with these week-old buns?
I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits? Your eyesight is perfect
I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits? Your eyesight is perfect
 Don't tell me you haven't been drinking out of the milk carton. Your teeth are in here!!
 Don't tell me you haven't been drinking out of the milk carton. Your teeth are in here!!
 When I was asked, "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" I said, "Nudity".
 When I was asked, "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" I said, "Nudity".
 Try to blame that one on the dog
 Try to blame that one on the dog
 Dad! You've got your thongs mixed up
 Dad! You've got your thongs mixed up
 Guess you? I don't care
 Guess you? I don't care
 Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? Well, these are them
 Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? Well, these are them
 Right! I'm ready to stand up now.  Cat!!
 Right! I'm ready to stand up now.  Cat!!
 Getting old isn't so bad, except for a little forgetfulness
 Getting old isn't so bad, except for a little forgetfulness
 You didn't save anything for retirement did you??
 You didn't save anything for retirement did you??
 Hey lover boy, you dropped your viagra on the floor again!
 Hey lover boy, you dropped your viagra on the floor again!
 Elmer seemed to get a lot more attention from the ladies after he started wearing his colostomy bag to the front
 Elmer seemed to get a lot more attention from the ladies after he started wearing his colostomy bag to the front
 Okay, calm down, that's not whistling. They're wheezing
 Okay, calm down, that's not whistling. They're wheezing
 If something I said can be interpreted in two ways and one of those ways have upset you... then I meant the other one
 If something I said can be interpreted in two ways and one of those ways have upset you... then I meant the other one
 When are you going to do something about that nose hair?
 When are you going to do something about that nose hair?
 My memory is so bad. How bad is it?  How bad is what?
 My memory is so bad. How bad is it?  How bad is what?
Did you forget to take off your Depends again?
 Did you forget to take off your Depends again?
 Mine used to be an eagle too
 Mine used to be an eagle too
Mabel tries on her first thong
Mabel tries on her first thong
They're not up there any more Walter
They're not up there any more Walter
Remember when you used to put a bit of effort into giving a good blow-job?
Remember when you used to put a bit of effort into giving a good blow-job?