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Drunk Driving Joke

Don't drink and drive

I went out drinking with some friends last night and, since I felt that I had drunk one too many, decided to take a cab home instead of driving. My friends ignored my example and were arrested at a police roadblock for drunk driving.

I just wish I could remember where I found the cab.

funny drink and drive joke