Like A Frog Joke

Little boy asks his grandfather to make a sound like a frog

"Grandpa, Grandpa!" shouted the little boy as he ran into the hospital room where his grandfather lay surrounded by beeping machines. "Make a sound like a frog! Please!!"

The old man smiled weakly at his exuberant grandson, and replied, "Why, my boy?"

"Because," said the boy beaming, "Grandma said we can go to Disneyland after you croak."