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Cutlery Stablery Scooplery

Cutlery Stablery Scooplery
Funny Cutlery Stablery Scooplery Meme

Building A Treehouse

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. "I killed your friend, here hold him"
Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. "I killed your friend, here hold him". Funny meme

To Boldly Coast

To boldly coast, where no man has coasted before - funny star trek table
To boldly coast, where no man has coasted before - funny star trek table

Potty Training

It's an apprenticeship! Stop telling people I'm being potty trained
It's an apprenticeship! Stop telling people I'm being potty trained

Bite Marks Are Love Notes

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh - I love you zebra, says the lion
Bite marks are love notes written in flesh - I love you zebra, says the lion

Down Pixar Movie

Funny Down by Disney PIXAR
Funny Down by Disney PIXAR

Asparagoose

Funny Asparagoose - asparagus goose pun
Funny Asparagoose - asparagus goose pun

Babysitter Prank

Got no kids? Hire a babysitter anyway and do this most excellent prank
Got no kids? Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is.

Never Trust A Fart

Never Trust A Fart - Chicken Pops Lays An Egg
Never Trust A Fart - Chicken Pops Lays A Cracked Egg

15 Best One-liner Jokes

15 Best One-liner Jokes

Stop Sine

This is a Stop Sine
This is a Stop Sine

Deer For Sale

Selling this baby deer. He around 4 months, not got lie occasionally he barks
Selling this baby deer. He around 4 months, not got lie occasionally he barks but that's only cause he bilingual. Message me for prices

Right To Bear Arms

As an American citizen, you have the right to bear arms
As an American citizen, you have the right to bear arms

I Wrecked Your Toilet

I Wrecked Your Toilet - It started as salad and Lobster Thermador
I Wrecked Your Toilet - It started as salad and Lobster Thermidor. But it turned into an unspeakable horror! Runner-Up, 1957 Nobel Prize for Disgusting Literature

Working Weekends

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday?
Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

BMW Driver Weird Light

Weird green light came on!! Should I be concerned?
Weird green light came on!! Should I be concerned? Funny BMW driver humour

Beep Meep Tragedy Cartoon

Beep beep meep meep. Tragically, no one could hear the truck backing up
Beep beep meep meep. Tragically, no one could hear the truck backing up

Sold My Homing Pigeon Sign

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time

Number Neighbour

Hey number neighbor! What's that? We have the same phone number, except one number off
Hey number neighbor! What's that? We have the same phone number, except one number off. Oh. Yeah so do you like spaghetti?

Concrete Slab Woman Warning Sign

Warning - a woman has been spotted living under a concrete slab outside our shop
Warning - a woman has been spotted living under a concrete slab outside our shop - she will grab your ankle - she won't let go until you say the magic word peanuts - if spotted, please alert store manager

How To Make Your Cat Look Active

Trying to make your cat look active involves some drawing
Trying to make your cat look active involves some drawing

Dog Just Switching Channels

Dude, I swear I was just switching channels
Dude, I swear I was just switching channels

Rough Divorce

It must have been a rough divorce
It must have been a rough divorce

Lab Testing

All food must go to the lab for testing
All food must go to the lab for testing - funny dog meme

Boeing Pun

Boeing
Funny aeroplane Boeing pun cartoon

A plane is about to crash land in the desert with only three parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd.

The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills,” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps.

The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence,” grabs a pack, and jumps.

The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.”

The nerd replies, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

Texas Units of Measurement

Texas Units of Measurement
Texas Units of Measurement: next door, right up the road, a couple miles, not too far, a little ways,  a pretty good drive

Operation Dessert Storm

Operation Dessert Storm
Operation Dessert Storm

Cut All Homeless People In Half

We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025
We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025 - Conservatives

Single Black Female Seeks Companionship

Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship
Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship. Ethnicity not important. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play.

Great Moments In Science

Funny Great Moments In Science Cartoon
Funny Great Moments In Science Cartoon

Hi Flying Owl

Hi Flying Owl
Hi Flying Owl - Funny waving owl

Wrong On So Many Levels

This is wrong on so many levels
This is wrong on so many levels - funny spirit level pun -  a spirited effort, straight up.

You Know You're Boring When...

You know you're boring when even your pet rock runs away...
You know you're boring when even your pet rock runs away...

(credit: @aGooSelife)

Parenting Like A Boss

Let's play a game. Today's WiFi Password can be unlocked by texting or emailing me 2 pictures of a tidy bedroom
Let's play a game. Today's WiFi Password can be unlocked by texting or emailing me 2 pictures of a tidy bedroom.  May luck be on your side. Love, Dad. x

Getting Older

Getting older is just one body part after another saying, 'ha ha, you think that's bad? Watch this."
Getting older is just one body part after another saying, 'Ha ha, you think that's bad? Watch this."

Harrison Ford Sign

Harrison Ford Sign - What's next? Liam Nissan?
Harrison Ford Sign - What's next? Liam Nissan?

Super Angry Wife

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders...
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and exclaim "Now you are... SUPER ANGRY!!" Maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll die.

Spam Reporting

The SPAM Brand - Can you guys stop reporting our tweets for spam
The SPAM Brand - Can you guys stop reporting our tweets for spam

Jeff Fortenberry Vandalism

Jeff Fartenberry - Unite States Congress
Jeff Fartenberry - United States Congress - Strong families - Strong communities - Strong odor

How often do planes crash?

How often do planes crash? Just once
How often do planes crash? Just once - funny meme

Chef Excellence

When you're making a frozen pizza but not all the pepperonies are spread evenly so you rearrange them just a little - Chef Excellence
When you're making a frozen pizza but not all the pepperonies are spread evenly so you rearrange them just a little - Chef Excellence

Two Clowns Staring

If you look really closely you'll see 2 clowns staring at each other
If you look really closely you'll see 2 clowns staring at each other.  It's not easy, but persist.  Eventually you'll see the other clown.


Elton John Pun

I have an Elton John pun. It's a little bit funny.
I have an Elton John pun. It's a little bit funny.

Dr Pupper

Funny Dr Pupper - dog dressed up as Dr Pepper
Funny Dr Pupper - dog dressed up as Dr Pepper

Girlfriend Software Upgrade Joke

Programmer, an organism that turns caffeine into software

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.  No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker night 10.3 and Beer bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program.

Funny Girlfriend Wife Computer Software Upgrade Joke

Computer Undo Cartoon

Funny Computer Undo Cartoon Image
Funny Computer Undo Cartoon Ctrl-Z Image Joke Car Falling Off Cliff

Computer Say No

Computer says no gif funny joke picture
Computer says no gif funny joke picture

Wanted To Be A Gregorian Monk

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants
I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants - funny religious pun

Meow that's what I call cats!

Meow that's what I call cats
Meow that's what I call cats - Over 8 hours of cats meowing!